So.... this is my personal website! I don't know what I *should* be putting on here so I'm just gonna collect together some random nonsense and muck around with styling.

Who knows, I might come up with a genius idea that successful rich corporations want to advertise on, thereby making me loads of money! But I wouldn't have any of those irritating pop-up ads that say "Your phone is infected!" etc. because, let's face it, that's kind of a dick thing to do! Does anyone actually fall for those any more?

I'm also curious how long it will be until my email inbox is overflowing with spam - there are a lot of Nigerian Princes out there!

Update: Looks like there are actually a lot of people trying to sell me their SEO services instead!